“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me.
"i am an adult" i whisper as i colour a fan with crayons so it’ll look pretty when it spins
fuck everyone it’s beautiful
Shinji blushing like a firetruck is my favourite Shinji.
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
There are several stages of loving a character
Stage 0: who’s that they look cool
Stage 1: wow i like this character
Stage 2: they’re my favorite
Stage 3: i love them
Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT
Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDANG MU CH
Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FREAKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS
I don’t think his allergies were the only issue Carlos had with Khoshekh
I FORGOT IM SO LATE I MEANT TO SEND THIS TOO YOU FOR VALENTINES DAY CUZ IT FIT US SO WELL NO AMOUNT OF STARBUCKS CAN FIX THIS
hot blonde, you are so dumb and so late and i love you lots
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